Anonymous asked: You are actually preggo? Like forrealzies? Omg congrats!

Yeah son! Dude who are you btdubs you seem nice and yeah idk 

Anonymous asked: Wait. What baby????

I’m preggo homie

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

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I LOVE HAVING TO PEE ALL THE TIME ITS SO GREAT OMG

jk not

seriously Gloria/John, you better be the fucking cutest baby ever or else all this peeing hasn’t been worth it

jk again but for real this sucks

I wanna go smoke then shower and shit but I like seriously just don’t have the motivation to go find a spot to smoke wtf

Patrick is going to a Catholic church for Easter with his mom, I’m gonna smoke some good shit with my twin :)

Happy Easter, y’all!

Wow I’m sad about pickles

Wow I’m sad about pickles